After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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