is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you