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(248): View more from Michigan

is swine flu sexually transmttd?

(313): View more from Michigan

Ha no, why?

(248): View more from Michigan

sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad

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dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this

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(516): View more from New York

This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry

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I'm hurrying

(307): View more from Wyoming

Dude. She just shit herself.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?

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(406): View more from Montana

There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night

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(954): View more from Florida

is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

yes. but it works for you

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