pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
kristin has been a bad kristin
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses