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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit

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  no

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  the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table

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  im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE

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• (559): View more from California

  kristin has been a bad kristin

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..

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• (408): View more from California

  How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.

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• (909): View more from California

  ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses

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