Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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