I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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