Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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