My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
