There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I need moral support for this bender
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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