I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
