Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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