why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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