turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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