i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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