i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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