office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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