Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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