your thong is hanging out like whoa
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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