She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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