these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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