does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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