let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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