That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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