You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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