When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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