I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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