im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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