Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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