we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
His nipple licking is glorious
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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