Do vagina's smell?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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