Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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