im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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