Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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