hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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