Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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