how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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