its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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