We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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