i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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