are you still at the devil's house?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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