She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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