Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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