Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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