Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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