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Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The Olympian is in my bed
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