he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I think my moral compass just broke
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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