There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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