We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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