Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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