Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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