Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
We are all done wearing pants today
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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