yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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