i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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