u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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