Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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